We all knew it had to happen sometime – one of Catarina’s suitors would just get tired of waiting for her to get a clue. In fact, I think we all could have guessed which one it would be, or at least which one of two it would be. Sorry people who thought Mary, it’s Geordo who finally snaps and smooches our oblivious heroine. Although, technically speaking, this is the second time he’s done so, or maybe even the third, depending on if you count when she was unconscious last season or not; otherwise he gave her that hickey at the ball…not unlike happened this episode, although Rufus/Sora clearly just meant that as the opening gambit in what he was planning to do. Do we thank Keith or smack him for convincing her that hickeys are bug bites?
In any event, Geordo’s reticence with Catarina is clearly something that the Stuart family taught their sons, because Ian’s been doing…