Phew. Okay. Now that I’ve finished my post-To Your Eternity routine of frantically pacing my office and screaming, “My boy! My precious lizard-faced boy!” for roughly ten minutes without interruption, I think I might be ready to tackle this review. I try not to overindulge in visual tricks with reviews for shows that I’m not actively roasting, lest these reviews transform into the GIF-heavy Tumblr roasts from the days of yore. However, every now and then I am forced to reckon with the inherent limitations of this archaic method of communication that we call “writing with words”, and there is only one authentic way for me to express what To Your Eternity made me feel in the thirty seconds before the episode cut to black:
Look: I know Gugu probably isn’t about to die — at least not yet. I don’t think the show would have included that scene where his dirtbag…
